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iamboredletsshootthewall:

zukowantshonorforchristmas:

rawrsamsadino:


John Green everyone

#wow cutie patootie
I have never before heard my favourite author referred to as a cutie patootie. 
But I don’t disagree. 

I mean he is kind of adorable

I’ve never not reblogged John Green.

iamboredletsshootthewall:

zukowantshonorforchristmas:

rawrsamsadino:

John Green everyone

#wow cutie patootie

I have never before heard my favourite author referred to as a cutie patootie. 

But I don’t disagree. 

I mean he is kind of adorable

I’ve never not reblogged John Green.

Your band will bring music to the skeleton war. Your music shall bring us joy and peace when we are destroying our skeleton enemies. Thank you for the music your band will bring us. Thank you.

This is wonderful

trash-king:

meaniemikan:

trash-king:

when none of ur internet friends are online

timezoned again

clockblocked

FUCK

breadmaakesyoufat:

fabled-foreigntongues:

breadmaakesyoufat:

my mother just threw a wagon wheel at me

How the fuck did she get the wheel off a wagon? Do people still have wagons? Why are they destroying them to throw?? Australia’s weird

image

I assume you are a human being from the planet Earth.

elektrokino:

I also assume this, though I have never seen photos from my birth and cannot officially confirm that I am a human from Earth.

Peter’s first meeting with the TARDIS (i suppose)
[x]

norgaarden:

3 TIPS FOR A CUTE STOMACH
1. look at ur tummy
2. say “wow this is a cute tummy”
3. congratulations u have a cute tummy

ohdanners:

the area of exposed skin between a crop top and a pair of high waisted shorts is sacred and magical

wildguess:

sad? go buy a basil plant. you will still be sad but you’ll be able to make pesto in a couple months