just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.
why do porn websites have a +1 button i don’t want everyone to know i actually use google plus
*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
when your mom didn’t get groceries and there’s literally just bread to eat
#SORRY I HATED YOU THEN