when your parents ask you to help them with technology
omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday
I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS
WE HAVE A UNIFORM
Bath mat turns red when wet.
I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.
Then wait for the screams of terror.
Calm down there, Satan.
reblogging just for that comment
You could murder someone on one of those and people would think that it’s just wet, perfect
Two types of people on tumblr
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
Holy shit. It’s just the gif. With the line. And not a joke or a meme or anything.
WHAT IS THIS
One does not simply find the original gif
all of buffy → badass buffy
↪ "I’m going to kill them all. That ought to distract them."
THESE ARE THE MOMENTS THAT MAKE HER THE SLAYER. NOT THE ACTUAL SLAYING, BUT THESE MOMENTS WHERE SHE’S LIKE, “FUCK THIS. I’M GONNA SAVE THE WORLD.”
I’m particularly fond of that last one. ^_^
in english class today my teacher asked “what is the definition of poetry” and he called on me and i said “anything type of writing that is not prose” and he got very angry because his lesson plan was to have a twenty minute discussion about the definition of poetry and then tell the class the definition was any writing that wasnt prose and apparently i ruined his lesson so he took my talking privileges away