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06 Apr 2024 11:12 | 10 notes | Reblog

Oh hey for my mutuals, my band’s album is out! I’m incredibly proud of it. We played an extremely fun release show a couple weeks ago. I’m still riding the high a bit, it was so much fun


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06 Jan 2025 23:25 | 885 notes | Reblog

despazito:

I’ve been sitting on this image of a colugo for months not sure how to preface it

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06 Jan 2025 23:20 | 124,133 notes | Reblog

ciceroandthelistener:

ink7blot:

normal-horoscopes:

surrealtiktoks:

It’s baphomet

it’s baphomet

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06 Jan 2025 22:51 | 18,470 notes | Reblog

backwardsanomaly:

charbottan:

literally every music genre has at least one album that will absolutely change your life if you give it a shot

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06 Jan 2025 21:16 | 233,984 notes | Reblog

just-an-adam:

transamus:

increasingpanic-deactivated2024:

transamus:

kissing you on the forehead

with tongue?

with tongue. 🥰

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06 Jan 2025 18:30 | 33,293 notes | Reblog

pancakeke:

pancakeke:

how is tin’s melting point only 230°C / 450°F. that’s the temperature I roast brussels sprouts.

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this don’t sound like a good recipe

06 Jan 2025 15:46 | 154,504 notes | Reblog

vacskamativagyok:

mikkeneko:

tchaikovsgay:

my step mom was asking me more questions about the nonbinary thing and after talking to me for a bit, she said “oh, so youre a rosé! not a chardonnay transitioning to a merlot, just your own unique type” which was such a middle aged white woman way to frame it, but i cannot lie gang. it did make me want to cry

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This is the funniest thing on the internets today, don’t you hide it in the tags

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06 Jan 2025 14:26 | 3,644 notes | Reblog

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

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This is just what medical transition is like

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Yeah exactly

06 Jan 2025 14:16 | 12,009 notes | Reblog

malibuklaus:

06 Jan 2025 14:13 | 265 notes | Reblog

despazito:

A man consumed nothing but copium for three months, here’s what happened to his penis

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05 Jan 2025 21:16 | 27,838 notes | Reblog

roastie:

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05 Jan 2025 18:30 | 159,529 notes | Reblog

caesarsaladinn:

zegalba:

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Confiscated pens containing cheat notes intricately carved by a student at the University of Malaga, Spain. (2022)

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socks used to cheat on civil service exams, Qing Dynasty China

05 Jan 2025 15:46 | 85,049 notes | Reblog

bovineblogger:

this is what i was talking about by the way

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04 Jan 2025 21:16 | 47,679 notes | Reblog

softroundpigeon:

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i love what the internet has done to the english language

04 Jan 2025 18:31 | 134,177 notes | Reblog

doctor-roman:

arahir:

so i’m in this backyard chickens group on reddit and someone just discovered their hen is transitioning and everyone is stoked

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anyway in case you didn’t know chickens will sometimes spontaneously f2m and it’s pretty cool

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04 Jan 2025 15:46 | 100,478 notes | Reblog

boxheadpaint:

spidermanifested:

boxheadpaint:

boxheadpaint:

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

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Boxhead Devouring Two Saltines, 2024

Oh My God Damn