Oh hey for my mutuals, my band’s album is out! I’m incredibly proud of it. We played an extremely fun release show a couple weeks ago. I’m still riding the high a bit, it was so much fun
I’ve been sitting on this image of a colugo for months not sure how to preface it
It’s baphomet
it’s baphomet
increasingpanic-deactivated2024:
kissing you on the forehead
with tongue?
with tongue. 🥰
my step mom was asking me more questions about the nonbinary thing and after talking to me for a bit, she said “oh, so youre a rosé! not a chardonnay transitioning to a merlot, just your own unique type” which was such a middle aged white woman way to frame it, but i cannot lie gang. it did make me want to cry
This is the funniest thing on the internets today, don’t you hide it in the tags
This is just what medical transition is like
Yeah exactly
A man consumed nothing but copium for three months, here’s what happened to his penis
Confiscated pens containing cheat notes intricately carved by a student at the University of Malaga, Spain. (2022)
socks used to cheat on civil service exams, Qing Dynasty China
this is what i was talking about by the way
so i’m in this backyard chickens group on reddit and someone just discovered their hen is transitioning and everyone is stoked
anyway in case you didn’t know chickens will sometimes spontaneously f2m and it’s pretty cool
had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water
Boxhead Devouring Two Saltines, 2024
Oh My God Damn



























